Rubias (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} rubian) wrote,@ 2009-03-05 19:57:00 |
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Not work safe - explicit
Walking to the bus,traffic at a snails pace, me feeling pretty good about myself, car with loud music and window down. I thouhgt "look down", then I thought "No I won't" and looked ahead of me. Then not suprisingly I heard "Excuse me love" and I thought "don't fall for it" then I thought "give the benefit of the doubt, don't make assumptions" - wrong - "do you give tit wanks" - loads of laughter.
So it took me an hour to put together my ideal retort:
"if you can be hard after I've stood on it".
Then two hours to think of:
"when I've cut it off, I may consider wanking with it"'
Walking to the bus,traffic at a snails pace, me feeling pretty good about myself, car with loud music and window down. I thouhgt "look down", then I thought "No I won't" and looked ahead of me. Then not suprisingly I heard "Excuse me love" and I thought "don't fall for it" then I thought "give the benefit of the doubt, don't make assumptions" - wrong - "do you give tit wanks" - loads of laughter.
So it took me an hour to put together my ideal retort:
"if you can be hard after I've stood on it".
Then two hours to think of:
"when I've cut it off, I may consider wanking with it"'
